So this card shows up in the office today, addressed to our boss.
If you’re somehow not very familiar with the lunar calendar and Chinese traditions, you should know that Chinese New Years is happening next week, and we will be entering the Year of the Dragon.
Yes, that strange creature is a picture of a dragon. A strangely…fabulous and yet retarded dragon that inexplicably has human breasts. A flamboyant dragon with feathers that really looks more like a gender-confused pterodactyl that hasn’t quite made up its mind if it’s going to evolve into the modern aviation species or not.
Basically, it’s not a particularly…majestic dragon, is it?
Anyways, Happy Upcoming Chinese New Years.
