my problem is i have all these books and teas and i just keep buying more books and teas
that’s not a problem that’s my current goal in life
There’s never enough books and tea.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I didn’t shave and still wore shorts” The training manual for Not Giving A Fuck
“Not Wearing Any Shorts” A bare-all tale
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
ah yes. i have pleased you
It pleases me to pleasure others.
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
this post literally made me look away from my screen and rethink my entire life
Everything on your screen is a made up of only two numbers, 0 and 1.